What is a acceptable eyecatching appellation for a bi-weekly commodity on ailing Americans? I accept to address the commodity for bloom chic and I can't anticipate of a absolutely acceptable title. Something catchy...like a play on words or something...any suggestions would be appreciated.

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Hungry-hungry hippos Fatman! Its the Fat symbol!

Suggestion: Get to the point like this
"Amricas are faaaaaaaaat! Realy-realy-realy FAT!!!"
So a few humans get offended. So what?

persuad anyone to get on your side.